The official Leetway statement on what it will become is a little vague, so we took it upon ourselves to figure out what was really going on. Leetway will no longer be a free server resource. It will become a complete "match-making platform" where gamers will be able to play pugs, scrims, and ranked ladder matches.

"Leetway is a Counter-Strike: Global Offensive match-making platform for Pugs, Scrims, and Ranked Ladder Matches. Gamers play with their teams or with random players in ranked games hosted on official servers ..." - Leetway Beta Website

An anonymous source was brave enough to leak some screenshots of the beta website to us. Feast your eyes on the material that we were able to round up...

Leaked Screenshot of Leetway Beta Website

Todd "Anger" Williams

Anger was caught taking pictures of him with his hand on his dick. Apparently he was "sexting pics to his e-bitches." This is proof to all the "open kids" that even the invite players are silly cuntaloons.

If there was a "biggest dick" competition for the invite division, this would be Anger's contestant submission.

You can only imagine what was going through Anger's head when he snapped this "oh so badass" picture of himself. His facial expression radiates superiority, determination, and purpose.

Team Dynamic is lucky to have such a boss within their ranks.

Artur Minacov

Since Artur's EnvisionHost business failed and was shut down, he moved on to develop Deposit Servers. Deposit Servers has also collapsed recently and the website has been removed; however, you can still search the internet for various references to Deposit Servers. Artur has been leaving a very distinct trail of himself on the internet over the past few years.

After Deposit Servers, Artur tried to change his strategy and instead of building yet another company, he joined FragNet and "worked" for them. That lasted a whole three days according to some sources. That escapade probably won't make it on to his LinkedIn profile for future reference.

Today Artur is yet again hard at work building a new GSP company called GSP Resell. Considering this champion's track record, it may be wise to stay away from businesses associated with him. There are enough people that have been shafted for their money when Artur's businesses shut down... in fact, there may be enough people to form some type of support group.

This is a friendly warning and update to the community. Stay cautious nerds!

myMumble.com announces its grand opening. myMumble, a subsidiary of voice communications industry leader NationVoice Communications, is the new and upcoming provider of Mumble voice servers.

Mumble is a voice chat software that enables groups of users to talk to one another similar to programs like Skype, Ventrilo, and TeamSpeak. Mumble was designed to run on any operating system and be a low latency voice communication solution particularly for online gamers, but can be used by anyone to chat in real-time over the Internet.

myMumble offers locations around the world including: San Jose, Seattle, Salt Lake City, Chicago, Washington D.C., London, Paris, Frankfurt, Singapore, and Tokyo.

In addition, myMumble services come standard with features gamers have come to expect in a VoIP provider including instant account activation, a Mumble server status tool, custom server host names and around the clock live customer support.

Check all this out at myMumble.com, where you can order one of their Mumble servers or sign up for an industry first Free 5 User Lifetime Account with no payment required, ever.

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Casey Foster texting his mom before going to the beach...

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Firsthand Account:

James Larsen

About a month ago, my partner talked to me about the opportunity to be absorbed by Blight Gaming. I was running V8 eSports with him and we had a top League of Legends team that went to Intel Extreme Masters in New York and IGN Pro League in Atlantic City, New Jersey. They were a new team and got knocked out but still made $2000 in prize money, just for showing. Anyways, back to the story about Blight. Knowing James "Blackfogger" Larsen's past history in the eSports community I informed my partner that this would turn out to be a very bad deal for us, but that if he really wanted to, we could try and see if it works out. The deal was that we would let blight use our website, and fogger would pay me an amount of money that I would then put into getting some more coding done for the website. Also fogger had to pay for name changes for the LoL team. (We also were told that Steel Series and Thermaltake were sponsoring Blight, which we later found out he actually had no sponsors, which I had figured the entire time.) Fogger agreed, and we started the merge. I told fogger that I needed the money the coming week, and that the money wasn't for me to just make money off him, it was for trust, and in turn I would spend that money right back into the organization. Well that weekend that I had expected my money, I never got it, fogger gave me an excuse saying he had just paid $500 for some sc2 players hotel room. He never gave me a name of which player , or any info about this "sc2 player." Me and my partner continued to ask when we would get the money, and fogger kept saying soon, soon. The next week roles by and I'm thinking I'm for sure getting the money, but I didn't.

Finally, the week after that I received the money that was promised. This was after I told fogger that we were ending the partnership and we were taking everything that we had website, partnership with own3d, enuzi clothing, and our LoL team. I was upset and so was my partner and we told him that he was bullshit and that he just lies and he would keep changing his stories and switching things up that he had just said earlier. For instance, we were supposed to be getting contracts, well he said he had a "lawyer" working on contracts, and we told him why would you get a lawyer to write contracts when the amount of money you owe us is way way less than what a lawyer charges. I told him that it just doesn't make sense. So we basically told him we were out. Me and my partner had a change of heart and decided, give him one last shot a ultimatum. I told him I wanted my money in 2 hours otherwise we were gone. I went to bed and woke up and had received the money. It did come past the 2 hours, but he paid so I figured ok we're fine now. Well it turns out that it wasn't fine at all. A day later I get a messages from foggers partner zack, telling me the truth about Blight Gaming. That it was just a scam and that fogger just tried getting admins to join the org in order to put money into it. Later, Me and my partner asked fogger what happened to zack, and foggers response was, "he's taking a break for a while," which was complete bullshit, because I knew what happened to him, I had just talked to him. Every single story he told us, we found holes to, and when we brought them up, he tried changing the subject, or making it seem like we were just looking for holes and that it was our fault. We asked him about the other stuff that was promised like headsets for the LoL team, and our contracts. He told us that the headsets should be sent soon, when a day before he said they were sent. Then he finally sent the contracts, and after looking at it, me and my partner just lol'ed because there were straight taken from Google and he didn't even bother to make them look semi legit, the date was wrong. We said that he was lieing and that he never got a lawyer to do them, because it was ripped off Google. He tried changing stories and shit but we knew.

Also once he sent those contracts I saw that he had mentioned a LLC. The name of that LLC was Hilda James LLC. So I figured seeing as business info is public domain, I would do a search in the State of Washington's Database. I searched Hilda James LLC and there was 1 result in the system. The business was registered to the address fogger lived at, except the business was in his parents' names Rich and Sue Larsen. I search Blight LLC and Blight Gaming LLC and nothing showed up. So then I knew he was trying to say his business was registered when really all he had was a website and trying to say that it was a company under a company. He said that the business was Blight LLC, but that's not even a registered business in the State of Washington. So then I knew that he is just some loser that still lives with his parents at the age of 23. When I brought this up he said the company was made in his dads name because he was not of age. I said and the name you decided to come up with was Hilda James? I know that, the address of his parents house is also his, because I was given access to his Go daddy account so I could fix the website, and I saw the address he had there, it was the same one. Some other fishy shit he told us when we first met was that he was 23 and retired, I asked him from what and he said ecommerce. Which pretty much means that saying he's retired is a way to not have to say what he really is, which is either on welfare, disability, or both. Or if he's really a loser, he just lives with his parents and mooches off them. We asked him if he was on welfare or disability, he said I could be on disability, we were like wtf? He said yeah I have crohns disease and liver disease, idk but last time I checked those two arnt reasons to collect disability, so I believe he's just scamming the system. This is the short story, there was so much other bullshit, I have almost everything saved in convo's their actually quite hysterical, if anyone wants to read them, I'll probably make them public somewhere. Anyway, V8 eSports is completely separated from that idiot fogger and his illegitimate organization. He was worried about us slandering his name, I told him he already did that to himself. Everyone reading this probably already knows how bullshit he is, this should just solidify the fact that fogger is a cancer to eSports. Thankfully, all we wasted was our time, which sucks, but life goes on. And if fogger ever wants to partner/sponsor your team, seriously just tell him to go fuck himself.

As of November 25th, 2011, Fogger refunded the money that was sent as part of the agreement. The reason for the refund as stated from PayPal "PayPal received a notification from a user regarding unauthorized access to his PayPal account. As a result, one of the payments credited to your PayPal account has been placed in a temporary hold while we investigate the claim." So in other words he made it look like that money was wrongly sent to me, when in reality I have text messages coming from fogger's cell number saying the money was sent 3 minutes after the PayPal transaction took place. I tried explaining my evidence to PayPal but they claimed that text messages cannot be sent as evidence, and since it was payment owed and nothing was actually shipped, they sided with fogger. Ever since we left he has been blasting tweets to numerous organizations trying to talk to them about partnerships, because in reality, as of now he has nothing. He has no website and no teams, so he is desperate. The only reason for this long ass paper is to warn other people of falling in this losers trap.

Further proof of the problems that James has.

Anyways here is the link to the company, under his parents name. And this is not a infringement on anyone's rights, that information is made public for this specific reason, to see if a company is legit or not.

http://www.sos.wa.gov/corps/search_detail.aspx?ubi=602661412

The real reason that Shaffer cut 4shot was because 4shot called Shaffer out for being a wash up and a terrible player after weeks of arguing amongst the team and their league record reflects it. The team stands with a 3/3 record. 4shot had enough of Lloyd talking down to the team and himself. Right after their match against 3dmax, things deteriorated fast and hours upon hours of screaming and bullshit ensued.

This isn't the first time that 4shot was cut. On the way back from DSrack #3, Blight.EVERKI was at an all time moral low. As the team was boarding the flight, lan giraffe told 4shot that he was a "fat fuck and was cut, pz lata kid". Shortly after that the team disbanded.

Artur Minacov, the owner of Envision-Host.com has closed down his company with an obvious lie, stating he is "tired of everything hosting related." He doesn't have what it takes to run a successful game server company and he is quite easily the biggest scam artist on the game server market.

He stated in his business closure letter that he is "tired of everything hosting related", when he is doing this to make another company called, Deposit Servers. He does a poor job at hiding his upcoming projects. You can view the STEAM group page at http://steamcommunity.com/groups/depositservers

At the time of writing, even his STEAM avatar is a graphic for his upcoming project. He is going from one scam to the next. Here is a small rundown on his previous hosting endeavors:

• Envision-Host 2010-2011
• Optimum-Gaming 2011-2011
• Fatality Servers 2011-2011
• Envision-Host 2011-present
• Deposit Servers (upcoming?)

He started Envision Host, then went to another host, they had management issues so he went to another name and yet again had money hungry thieves inside his management and he went back to Envision-Host with absolutely no idea how to run a game server company.

In the past, he has criticized End of Reality's game servers for their bad quality and terrible support. He has actually had attacks against his company (by whom is unknown) for this defamation of End of Reality. He's not a bright individual and I hope everybody stays away from this scammer unless you want to lose money.

Thank you for reading,
Anonymous

Since the writing of this letter, Envision-Host has revised their business closure letter to be less personal and to leave the door open for a possible return in the future. Perhaps as Deposit Servers? See the business closure letter quoted below.

To all our users, partners and staff,

It is with regret we must inform you that Envision Hosting is going out of business for an undetermined time due to increased competition from other hosting providers, meaning we could no longer be able to remain competitive on price, yet remain a viable business at the same time. However, we do intend to honor all of the existing orders which have been placed over the past month. Game Servers & Web Hosting will remain active until December 11^th, 2011, with no possibility of a refund, as specified in the Terms & Conditions accepted when purchasing. If you are subscribed via PayPal, it is your responsibility to make sure to cancel your subscription, to avoid future charges.

On behalf of Envision Hosting, we would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your continued loyalty in choosing us as your preferred hosting provider for the past two years. Without your support, our success would not have been possible but under the current global business climate, we have been left with no option but to close down after December 11th, 2011.

Special thanks to GSPRating.com and PlayIGL.com for their suggestions and helpful feedback.

Please note that starting on November 18^th, our support will be closed.

Thank you once again for the loyal and continuous support you have shown us over these years.

Sincerely,
Envision Hosting

Nerd Buster advises prospective game server customers to do some shopping research and choose a hosting provider with a proven track record. Be smart buyers people.

Update [Nov. 22]: We received yet another link to a video message.

P.S nikoN was told to fuck off by mika as ESEA lets mika play under a different name on ESEA.

The code behind this ground breaking subpar Anti-Cheat client is ridiculous... just like with the last one before the league failed the first time.

The leaked source code is available on pastebin: http://pastebin.com/wjpE7A5P

It is sad that what was seemingly a good time, ended up causing so much grief. Why did only ForbiddeN get kicked out of Invite? Who knows...

Read more in our previous article, "ForbiddeN banned from ESEA for making a Youtube video; entire team kicked out of invite"

GeT BooZeD Up!

The entire ForbiddeN team was banned for 150 days by lpkane after the recent ESEA LAN for posting a Youtube video. That's right, apparently ESEA bans players for activities outside of their own realm. One ESEA premium member got handed a ban for the incident and he did not even play at the LAN event.

So what was in the video that caused all the fuzz?

The video featured an underage kid consuming liquor at a hotel near the ESEA LAN.

The sorry sob who made the video and published it on Youtube was sleeping when his team mates were trying to wake him up and have him take it off the internet, but his phone was on silent and he didn't wake up. ESEA admins saw the video and banned the entire team. The video has since been removed. Not only did the team get banned, they got demoted from Invite to just a scrim team and now they can't play this season. The kid made an apology video on Youtube, but it didn't help and he took that down as well.

Granted ESEA is just showing that they do not condone underage drinking by banning the players for posting the Youtube video, but it sure seems like an excuse to extend authority and stroke that e-peenor. This is very similar to the case where the owner of Nerd Buster was banned for five years from ESEA just for owning a website that published articles that criticized ESEA's conduct.

Anyone gonna call the police and sue somebody for giving alcohol to minors?

Fully Torqued

Team Dynamic had won 1st place at the ESEA LAN for five consecutive seasons, but this time they were sent home with silver. Fully Torqued brought on the heat and snatched the championship title. You know that some jaws dropped within Dynamic's ranks as they lost bragging rights to Fully Torqued.

"ryan and frozt have taken down dynamic twice on lan now. this time they cant blame volcano for the loss (as if having one of the BEST riflers in the world on your team is a valid excuse in the first place). raped!" - CHewbacca1

The final LAN standings and prizes:

1. Fully Torqued ($6,500)
2. Team Dynamic ($3,100)
3. Check-Six ($1,400)
4. ForbiddeN ($1,000)

HRG won 16-13

Last night, High Rollers Gaming duked it out with Mild in the ESEA-Main upper bracket playoff round 4. This was the first high profile match to take place since the new CS: Source update that changed some basic dynamics of the game. Fortunately the update did not render competitive play impossible and the match was played out without problems. It was an intense match with rounds going back and forth, but the match was ultimately decided by the pistol rounds. HRG took it home with 16 to 13.

Mild still has a chance

Mild got sent to the lower bracket and is now waiting for the lower bracket round 5 to finish and determine their next opponent. Mild will face either OK2STRONG or Frag Machines in the Semi Final. Mild may have been beaten once by HRG, but if they win the Semi Final, they will have a chance to come back and get revenge on HRG in the final championship round.

OK2STRONG and Frag Machines are scheduled to play on Friday 23.

Nerds engaged in heated flame/rage wars in the comments of our previous post and things were said that were contradictory and simply rofl-icious, so we are now posting the following audio recording of Babygrl and some of her male buddies.

Oh... and feast your eyes on the following pics that Babygrl has sent to her e-companions.

Alloutservers.net

Alloutservers.net went down on August 26, 2011. The "company" did not make any sort of press release nor notify clients and/or partners that they were folding up shop. It has been weeks and nobody has heard any word of anyone getting even a partial refund. If you had paid in advance, you're really getting shafted for your money.

These guys were in business for about two years, but they never did have the greatest reputation as a game server provider. They had a small hard-core following, but Alloutservers was never a serious competitor to bigger operations like Nuclearfallout and End of Reality... not to even mention Gameservers.com

Alloutservers is a perfect example of what happens when a group of young nerds get together and decide to "start a business." Unfortunately, here in the US, anyone can start a business and they don't even have to file any paperwork. Any chump can start a sole-proprietorship and go about fooling suckers to giving up their money. Don't get gamed!

Are you raged? Start sending angry customer rage mail to the following email addresses:

• servers@alloutservers.net
• desert@qxspccafe.com

You can also try your luck by visiting the Alloutservers steam group page. You can try to hunt down the sucker, Jason Murray, who owned Alloutservers. For legal reasons we can't publish his assumed address and phone number, but you can find them by viewing the whois record for the company domain name over at DomainTools.

"Never say never... We'll DDoS you together..."

• Kalab Parker is a hacker and troll
• We were the target of a DDoS attack

You can read more about the announcement on the ESEA website. Also, lpkane knows that he is a dick and won't be changing his ways anytime soon.

"esea would die if i suddenly became cuddly" - lpkane

Babygrl back in da house!

One would've thought that most of the craziest drama and bullshit took place in Source's glory days when CAL was alive and everybody was out and rocking it, but that is not quite the case. If you have been following the Nerd Buster articles, there is plenty of drama to report on. In fact, today's shining star has been previously featured on Nerd Buster along with some nude pics, but those have since been removed to keep out advertisers and partners happy. (Damn conformists!)

Babygrl is a supposedly 22 year old gamer girl. She has recently been haunted by nude pictures of her that were leaked by an ex-online-boyfriend. That is actually what today's focus is about: online relationships.

To cut to the chase, Babygrl seems to have serious daddy issues and as a result she has a tendency to form imaginary, yet intimate bonds with men on the internet. She has actually "e-dated" the following players that you might recognize.

1. Justin"Sunnyboy" S
2. Ryan "Lionman" Green
3. Todd "AGR" Williams (Team Dynamic)

As you can see, Babygrl has been with some pretty decent gamers! She actually claims to be quite the hot stuff her self when it comes to video games. She prides herself with a seven year source career and claims to have been the leader of several teams, but her ESEA stats don't quite measure up. (This is a common phenomena in the eSports community, lol)

Let's dig in on babygrl's relationships.

AGR & Babygrl @ ESEA LAN

First, she actually flew to Dallas to meet AGR. LOL! Prior to the LAN, the fact that Babygrl and AGR were dating had surfaced on the wave bands. An anonymous gamer who frequently played scrims with AGR found out about the relationship and was baffled because he had caught AGR flirting with another girl, Nikki, on a regular, but he decided to keep his mouth shut because he didn't know the whole story. The ESEA LAN rolled about and Babygrl met up with AGR. As rumor has it, legs were spread and it was a private party for invite-status cockadoodledoo. Their relationship soon ended. Why? An anonymous tipster gives us an explanation that supposedly came out of Babygrl's mouth.

She mentioned to me that he didnt know how to fuck and that she had to hold his shirt up because he wouldnt take it off (hes chubby).

Anger (AGR) is quite the player. You can read up on him in a recent Nerd Buster post titled: Todd Williams (Anger) from Dynamic is an Addict and Scumbag

AGR couldn't handle it

AGR and Babygrl were done. About a week later after breaking up with AGR, Babygrl's alias on STEAM changed to "babygrl <3 Lionman". AGR's horrible lover skills were so frightening to her that they threw Babygrl right in to Lionman's roided out arm. The two were madly in love and were actually planning for Lionman to move to the sunshine state so that they could be closer. Talk about rushing in to a relationship? The two enjoyed a loving relationship for about five weeks. During that time, the infamous "babygrl's tits" photo leak happened on ESEA forums by Babygrl's (assumed) first e-boyfriend, Sunnyboy and his friends. It was probably the stress caused by the photo incident that led to the demise of the perfect couple. The story that Babygrl gave out, which was very detailed and scripted, was that Lionman who seemed like a sweetheart turned out to be a lying psycho. She said that Lionman was stalking her through numerous ESEA and STEAM accounts. Supposedly he was also abusing her Skype account and phone number, which actually led Babygrl to change her phone number, email accounts, and decided as a last ditch effort to go underground and delete her STEAM profile, ESEA profile, and Facebook account in hopes that disappearing for a while would both clear her name as an "e-slut" and also make the crazy roid monkey go away.

Recently (8 days ago), the anonymous source that is/was friends with Babygrl says that after the girl went in to hiding, he messaged her on her new ESEA account asking where she was and what she was up to. She told him what had happened and how she had deleted all her accounts, etc. She gave him her phone number and said that he could text her anytime to get in touch with her. The source told her that he could not message her because he lived in Canada, so the two decided to just hop in vent instead. They talked and it turned out that Babygrl was going to come back to gaming, but that she wanted to keep it on the down low in order to dodge all the bullshit and that there were only a handful of people that she could trust with her secrets. Being the chivalrous knight that the source was, he offered to be one of the trusted guardians of her secrets... and so he was let in.

In order to move this along more smoothly, let's call our anonymous source, SRC.

Babygrl's Computer Specs

SRC and Babygrl hit it off. They talked about each other's troubles, plans, and gaming. Babygrl revealed that she was in fact quite rich. She had received a 10 million dollar inheritance. Supposedly she lived in a mansion in Tampa, Florida and enjoyed five top notch sports cars in her garage including a Corvette. She of course claimed to have a beast of a gaming rig from Alienware as well. SRC bit down on the story of Babygrl and played along... he thought that considering Babygrl's reputation, he might actually be able to score some (giggity). In reality Babygrl isn't rich at all. She lives in an apartment with her room mate, definitely doesn't have five cars, and her gaming rig isn't that beast (See the picture of the specs).

At first Babygrl told SRC that she "digged him." Within two days, it had gone from that to "in love with you." The daddy issues effect was kicking in again. Falling madly in love with the first male that seems to care about her. In reality, SRC couldn't give two shits anymore at this point, but she didn't know that. Babygrl made a steam group dedicated to their relationship with a cute little tag and soon they were having e-dates by watching movies online together. Within a week Babygrl was planning SRC's trip to Tampa for him.

"she moved fast as fuck" - SRC

During their time together, Babygrl told SRC about her previous relationships, including that with AGR. She actually shined some light on Team Dynamic and what's going on behind the scenes. Supposedly LGD doesn't like PEX and that he has been banging PEX's girl friend for months. LGD had been planning on telling PEX all about it after he quit competitive gaming... but let's not go off on a tangent.

According to SRC, Babygrl had a tendency to remind him daily of how hot she was. This clearly displays a deep rooted need for attention and for someone to "want" her (unlike daddy?). The following email chain shows her need for attention.

e-mail chain from babygrl to anonymous source

This is their official statement on their splash page:

"Since January 2011's BETA launch, IGL has been able to identify a good amount of needs and wants from the community thanks to experience, trial and error and most importantly, community feedback. With this baggage, IGL administration has been able to pinpoint its priorities so that IGL may launch its official, final product, International Gaming League." - playigl.com

IGL Logo Fragment

Those of you who followed or even participated in IGL, you may have noticed that their previous website did actually not advertise the service being a BETA that would soon shut down and be completely rebuilt. That lie was conjured up after the fact once the administration realized their failures and inferior website and it's inability to scale.

That being said, they are now trying to play cute on their developer blog and are releasing their new logo in little fragments as if someone is going to check back daily for a new logo for a failed league. Just lay low and come back with something worth the community's time or just stay dead. k, thx.

Check out what HeatoN has to say about Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

Valve unveiled Counter-Strike: Global Offensive at the PAX gaming event. Check out the following interviews with Chet Faliszek by GameSpot and ClevverGames respectively.

This interview is also with Chet Faliszek... by Destructoid this time. The fatty with the shades is 1337.

Origin by EA

There is quite an extraordinary clause in the EULA of EA’s new game service, Origin. One that may well make you think twice about installing the software on your PC. Under the title of “Consent to Collection and Use of Data”, the clause states that by installing Origin you are giving EA permission to “collect, use, store and transmit technical and related information that identifies your computer, operating system, Application usage (including but not limited to successful installation and/or removal), software, software usage and peripheral hardware.”

Which is to say, if you want to play Battlefield 3, or any other game that will require Origin to run, you’re going to have to agree to that. And by agreeing to that they are going to root around in your computer. Invasion of privacy? I think that's a major YES.

If you do not agree to Origin's TOS they will not allow you to play any of the games you purchased.

Here are the gory details, straight from Origin's EULA:

2. Consent to Collection and Use of Data.
You agree that EA may collect, use, store and transmit technical and related information that identifies your computer (including the Internet Protocol Address), operating system, Application usage (including but not limited to successful installation and/or removal), software, software usage and peripheral hardware, that may be gathered periodically to facilitate the provision of software updates, dynamically served content, product support and other services to you, including online services. EA may also use this information combined with personal information for marketing purposes and to improve our products and services. We may also share that data with our third party service providers in a form that does not personally identify you. IF YOU DO NOT WANT EA TO COLLECT, USE, STORE, TRANSMIT OR DISPLAY THE DATA DESCRIBED IN THIS SECTION, PLEASE DO NOT INSTALL OR USE THE APPLICATION. This and all other data provided to EA and/or collected by EA in connection with your installation and use of this Application is collected, used, stored and transmitted in accordance with EA's Privacy Policy located at www.ea.com. To the extent that anything in this section conflicts with the terms of EA's Privacy Policy, the terms of the Privacy Policy shall control.

Now, as RPS notes, some of this wording is not that unusual. Many software companies collect system data and several will even tell you that they plan on distributing this to third parties. This includes Steam, whose EULA states that it will:

[...] store information on a user's hard drive that is used in conjunction with online play of Valve products. This includes a unique authorization key or CD-Key that is either entered by the user or downloaded automatically during product registration. This authorization key is used to identify a user as valid and allow access to Valve's products. Information regarding Steam billing, your Steam account, your Internet connection and the Valve software installed on your computer are uploaded to the server in connection with your use of Steam and Valve software.

But, as RPS points out, there's a big difference between Valve's policy and EA's policy: Valve's policy is self-restricted to anything on your PC directly relating to its own products. EA's is so broad that it gives the publisher permission to scan your entire hard drive, and report back absolutely anything you may have installed, and indeed when you may use it, and then pass that information on the third parties.

Now, this data collection may be used in a neutral fashion, heading directly back to EA for dissection and analysis. But there are two aspects that are particularly troublesome: A.) the wording in the EULA is very unspecific and B.) you have to "AGREE" to the terms in order to install your purchased software. In other words, before you can even start playing, EA wants to start digging.

It gets better:

And then even more creepily, they say they intend to take such information, combine it with personal information about you, and use it to advertise directly to you. However, when selling on this free-for-all on your computer's contents, they'll at least remove personally identifying information. Gosh, thanks. Perhaps you're thinking to yourself: screw this online delivery system and its unseemly urge to dig into my hard drive and operating system. I'll just buy one off the shelf, thank you very much. Not. So. Fast.

It strikes us as beyond acceptable... and so much more serious now that EA has made its intentions clear to make so many of their games exclusively delivered through Origin. Were there a choice about what you'd use to play Battlefield 3, Mass Effect 3, etc, then gamers could opt out of allowing Origin on their systems while such a policy is in place. But instead it's a case of agree to such remarkable terms, or don't play their games at all. So, it comes down to this: EA wants what's in your hard drive and any other info it can pick up from your usage habits. Sure, EA has probably always wanted this information but now it's deciding that you, the customer, will only play its games if you give up your information. Apparently, $50+ for a game just isn't payment enough anymore.

Inspired by mG|a11y's soup or salad fan art.

"It has newer, nicer graphics, newer technologies, better spectator facilities ... all this is incredibly important, particularly for us as an organizer eSports. It will also be successful on the console, significantly increasing the potential audience again" - Griff

"It's not a completely new game, it's very, created very close to the two previous titles. but it has left me with a very complete impression. It just felt very genuine and good, both in terms of graphics and the vote. In these details is so often the crux of the game provider." - Griff

"As an organizer eSports, it is absolutely in our interest to see the two communities together. Since we can contribute to a part and we will try" - Griff

Many people in the North American competitive community are skeptical about the success of CS: GO. People are saying that it will be too COD-like and be "lame" because things will supposedly be "dumbed down" to make the game playable on consoles, but if we trust Griff's judgement as a gamer of nearly two decades, we might just be getting a kick ass title from Valve. From the looks of things, CS: GO will in fact NOT be the Condition Zero of Source.

Feast your eyes upon some more Counter-Strike: Global Offensive footage.

LeetSTART

Nerd Buster had received use instructions via email before hand. The email instructed the pills to be taken for two weeks before making a final judgement on them. Ok, no problem...

Inside the bottle were about thirty pills... we didn't count them because that's lame. We assume there are 30 because the LeetSTART website advertises that one bottle lasts for a month (one per day). Now these weren't tiny pills that you can pop without water. The LeetSTART pills are big like those orange multi-vitamins from Centrum. The pills are white and green. They look like antibiotics!

Ok, so these pills arrived in a random box with a hand written address label. This is a new brand, so we had a look at the fine print on the bottle. It claims all natural ingredients... great... and that it is not FDA approved... cool. Wait what? New pills from a shady box that aren't FDA approved? Scary stuff... almost like popping a random pill at a club.

Whatever, Nerd Buster started poppin the pills anyway. The first pill didn't have any noticeable effect. Neither did the second, but then the buster stopping his drinking binge and got some sleep. After some regular sleep (eight hours or so...) and taking the third pill, something crazy happened. The walls turned black/green with a wireframe-like texture. Everything seemed to slow down and then the buster sat down in front of his gaming PC and top fragger five scrims in a row with thirty bombs!!! OK, the five scrims and thirty bombs did happen, but the rest is bullshit. Time didn't slow down and the buster did not cross into a gaming trance with matrix-like sensory input.

Guys, LeetSTART is like any other energy product. If you are one of those people that gets an energy boost from a cup of coffee or a can of redbull in the morning, LeetSTART will do the trick for you. This is a matter of mind over matter. If you think that energy products help you, then there is a good chance that they just might. Some people don't drink coffee and some people are relatively immune to the energizing effects of energy products. These people might as well not use them because its a waste of money. That being said, is there any advantage to using LeetSTART instead of products like redbull, 5-hour energy, etc? Yes, LeetSTART is cheaper. You can buy one bottle of LeetSTART for $29.99 and it will last you for a month. Other products can cost over $3.00 per day and add up to over $90.00 per month.

The TF2 community is better off without eMg fucking things up, hands down. At first some of you might think that "oh no! another sponsor gone..." but do not be saddened... eMg is a cancer and it just got chemo'd

frozt

About a week ago, the recent CEVO-P winners announced that they are parting ways with the Cyber Revolution organization. The CS: Source squad includes frozt, steel, dazed, tck and marlin. They are now searching for a new organization who's interests align with that of the squad. These guys pride themselves to be at least the top 2 team in North America and they are now looking to take their game international. The word on the street is that they have contacted multiple different organizations/companies, but no deal has been reached yet.

"We are looking for an organization that shares our drive to get to and remain at the top. We're looking for an organization that strives for the best, because we know that's what we'll be striving to deliver in return." - frozt

These guys have submitted their application to ESWC and they will no doubt qualify. Can they find a sponsor in time to make the trip happen? We will soon find out...

Why did the squad decide to leave Cyber Revolution? We are not sure if that is the right question. The real question may be, "Why did the squad get kicked off Cyber Revolution?" It is no secret that Near Cry doesn't like dazed and may very well have let them go. (Near Cry thinks that dazed is a "faggot")

Word on the street is that Cyber Revolution is looking to pick a new Source team. There are two lineups that have been floating around. The first lineup includes shaffer, pos, es, monte, and cheekz. The second lineup includes freakazoid, pr3, colo, flashtep, nikon. An anonymous source analytic speculates that the first line up will be the Main team and the second line up will be a candidate for ESWC to represent Cyber Revolution. Rumor has it that they are now looking for an extra $2,000 in funding to make this happen.

Case Study

Kevin (-Bruce) was playing in a pug with a ESEA-Invite kid(maxkap) who roster rides for Fighting Irish. He was destroying kids like normal and then left half way through the match, if you watch the demo, someone claims that bruce is cheating and at the last round where before bruce leaves he gets pz'd when he's rushing B and the kid that killed him said "He's deffinantly not cheating, he didn't even see me coming." After he leaves the match the ESEA-Invite kid says "lol ragequit" Anyway the day after the pug bruce is banned without warning. It states on his ESEA page that he's banned untill Feburary of 2012 for "Ban Evasion."

Bruce goes on to e-mail one of the ESEA admins (presumably BIGG) and asks them why he's banned for Ban Evasion. They tell Kevin that "You where banned because your other account "l0s" has been banned previously for cheating/ban evasion." Kevin is stuck completely confused because he is not L0s at all. L0s happens to be one of the team-mates on his Cevo-Main roster who was banned from ESEA a while ago for Cheating and Ban Evasion.

Carlos AKA L0s

There are several match videos from CEVO that ESEA could have easily requested to verify that L0s and Bruce (Kevin) are not the same person. Bruce also requested that ESEA look at their IP's, the places where they live, and pull up previous demos of L0s talking in game and Bruce talking in game and they would obviously realise that they are not the same people. That was about 4 days ago and since the first e-mail Bruce still hasn't heard anything back from the notorious BiGG. Bruce has been DENIED from a service that he is paying for, for almost a week now and is becoming quite frusterated.

http://esea.net/users/394270 = Kevin AKA Bruce-
http://esea.net/users/156838 = Carlos

These guys are not the same person. It doesn't take an FBI investigator to figure that one out. They have two completely different team histories and have clearly been playing for a while.

Carlos has been playing since 2006 with STEAM_0:0:293810.
Kevin has been playing since 2008 with STEAM_0:0:66828.

End of Case Study.

See the earlier Nerd Buster post titled "ESEA’s customer service representative calls a paying customer an impatient douche" for a poll about what people think about ESEA's customer service.

Todd "Anger" Williams

First off, I (anonymous) thought he was a cheater but ended up finding out through the Nerdbuster Investigation team that Todd Williams is a straight up scumbag. He meets girls and lures them to LANs events that he goes to. He uses them and then kicks them to the curb. He is also a drug addict hooked on Oxycontin. This is the guy that online kids idolize? A drug addicted gamer who whores around and pops pills...wow really cool. Nice to know that Team Dynamic has a featured star on their team.

Happy reading lawl.

NB Informant: Oh Todd
NB Informant: hai there
anger: hey
anger: what's up?
NB Informant: nothing really
NB Informant: so how many girls are you whoring yourself out for?
anger: not too many now...prob like 4
NB Informant: oh really? What happened to that one girl you went to ESEA LAN with? And why so many girls? Why are you leading them all on?
anger: Oh I kicked her to the curve. because its fun.
NB Informant: why? and messing with people is fucked up tyvm
NB Informant: and wasn't it..ugh forgot her name..esea lan girl..
anger: yeah it was that one I went to ESEA LAN with. She was fucking psycho.
NB Informant: Ahh yeah I remember her. And you're not much better on the psycho status. Anyway...still popping the pills?
anger: yeah I am
NB Informant: Wasn't it oxycontin?
anger: yup. I need them. It hurts when I dont have them
NB Informant: That's no good. So when are you going to get help?
anger: prob never
NB Informant: hmm.
NB Informant: sooo how many do you take now
anger: prob like 2-3 a day
NB Informant: wow a bit much?
NB Informant: fucking retard.

Leakin' and Bustin' ... keep fragging people!

RNK uses or has used the following steam accounts: STEAM_0:1:13227918, STEAM_ 0:1:331714, STEAM_0:1:27529749, STEAM_0:0:27690032, STEAM_0:1:19942814

After a little digging, it turns out that STEAM_0:1:13227918 is associated with a player named Robert "Ph0bius" Irey who played for 50. Calibre Gaming during Season 5 in 2007. Gotfrag has an article from back in the day that mentions Ph0bius getting picked up by EG.usa for their CS: Source team. Interestingly enough, RNK never mentions any proof from other top teams. There is no way that RNK can be a professional gamer one moment, get his account stolen and then have the thief continue using his name while playing for Evil Geniuses.

RNK claims that the name Robert Irey was a fake name that he played with back then. Today he plays with his another name. After a little consultation with a long time friend of RNK, a 14-year old player named m0h, some interesting things came up.

m0h said that Robert Irey is RNK's brother and that RNK had his account at one point. Naturally the next step was to scout social networking sites trying to locate the brothers on the same page. RNK's MySpace account was not hard to find. On his MySpace account, RNK had a couple pictures that did in fact feature his brother, but when cross referenced with the pictures of Ph0bius on Gotfrag, it became clear that the "brother" was in fact not Ph0bius. RNK is a poser.

On June 28th, 2011 at 10:28 PM, RNK posted on ESEA forums looking for a team. The funny thing is that he didn't mention any of his professional proof and besides, why would an ex-EG player be looking for a team on forums. This guy is a nobody. RNK knows that his lies don't stand straight when put to the test so he probably didn't have the balls to claim to be pro on public forums, but in private discussions and on Ventirlo he will be the best player to ever touch source with pro proof from the 1.6 days.

Not only is RNK a poser, he is also a cheater. On multiple occasions he has slipped in Ventrilo confessing to cheats. He has openly confessed to have played on a cheating team. Supposedly he has a $9/mo subscription to Simplex hack. If confessing and priding himself with using cheats wasn't enough, he also associates with other cheaters. His long time friend, m0h, is a known cheater despite the fact that he claims that it's all in his past now, but we all know: "once a cheater, always a cheater."

RNK also associates with a recently more known hacker, FR3SCOBAR. FR3SCOBAR is a known cheater, griefer, and low life that even goes as far as to publicly post videos of him cheating in pubs, leagues, and even on-client.

The web of lies and cheats is more tangled than one might think. FR3SCOBAR actually sponsors RNK's current team with a CS: Source server! FR3SCOBAR knows that RNK cheats and he says that he doesn't mind sponsoring a team with cheaters on it as long as it didn't happen in ESEA or CEVO because they have AC clients. Not a surprising response… FR3SCOBAR is known to steal steam accounts and get them banned one way or another.

RNK has boasted in Ventrilo about purchasing steam accounts with games loaded on them for only one dollar! When asked if they were stolen the answer was "obviously" no. RNK said that the retailers bought them in bulk and sold them cheap. Bad excuse… anyone with common sense and better judgement can tell that those accounts are stolen and acquired through illegitimate means. The fact that RNK surrounds himself with low lives, liars, cheaters, and complete idiots shows you the quality of life this guy enjoys.

The lesson in all of this is that RNK and everyone he surrounds himself with are NOT to be trusted. They are known for lying, manipulating, cheating, stealing, and downright maliciousness. Everyone is advised to stay clear of these kids and not even speaking to them about anything. Most importantly, do not join any steam group where these guys are admins. The way that these scum bags get other people's accounts banned is that they lure you in to their steam groups, then make the content on the group page pornographic and offensive, make you the group admin, leave the group themselves, and then report the group to steam moderators. This leads to your account getting banned for violation of the terms of service. Watch out!

PS. This article was not really necessary to determine that RNK is a poser. The kid is 17 years old and he clearly didn't play for Evil Geniuses and/or 50 Calibre Gaming when he was 12 years old.

CS: Promod

First of all, when was it alive to begin with? The project has yielded nothing but several unplayable beta versions that were just disappointments to the community. Sure some small leagues adopted the game to some extent but everyone knew that this wasn't gonna be the next best thing to hit the CS community. You don't hear anybody talking about CS: Promod anymore. Recently, Cashed left the CSP project and now Alba has parted ways as well. You can read his farewell letter on the CSP Forums. This pretty much signals the inevitable death of CS: Promod. Don't hold your breath for the next version.

The announcement of CS: Global Offensive was probably pretty discouraging for the CSP developers. Surely they could not out best Valve's developers with a volunteer crew that hasn't been able to yield releasable version of CSP in half a decade. Let's hope that CS: GO is not just a Condition Zero for Source.

Eh-_^plus and Bellarose

Eh-_^plus (0:1:585996) who previously played for Blight.Everki and Devastation has once again been to jail. The cops probably know him by name by now since this definitely wasn't his first time that this bad ass has been arrested. Eh-_^plus started swinging after a group of twelve guys started disrespecting his fiance, Bellarose (0:0:39144729), at a bar. While the intent was chivalrous, it was actually quite stupid, but this is clearly what distinguishes bad asses from four-eyed, hot pocket eating nerdlings.

Bellarose

From evidence provided to Nerd Buster, Bellarose probably ended up "giving some" to Eh-_^plus after this feat as she was probably pretty emotional after this grand display of heroics. Assuming the hormones didn't settle after the adrenaline faded away and she picked up Eh-_^plus at the police station. Despite the fight being a one vs twelve, Eh-_^plus was the only one to go to jail because he threw the first punch. None of the other guys were arrested but one of them did get hospitalized. Better go rent Snatch and learn from Brad Pitt's moves how to one-hit punks in RL and send more on their way next time!

Eh-_^plus prides himself with having taught his fiance to play CS: Source. He doesn't play competitively himself in leagues, but is more focused on managing teams and handling sponsorships and other relations. He was recently managing Cynosure in CEVO-Main but the team folded after it had a drama fest. There is no word of what Eh-_^plus will tackle next, other than more studs at a bar.

Read more about Eh-_^plus' adventures in the following articles.

• Devastation’s Eh-_^plus raps in the XOXO Vent
• eh-_^plus is a drama queen; he is in fact a cheater
• eh-_^plus rages and retaliates; truth be told

ESEA has an F-Rating from BBB

Turd appealed his ban by asking that the demo be reviewed and said that the admins could confirm that he was not running any VoIP software and his in-game voice was also disabled. ESEA did not reply for over 24 hours. After Turd sent several more emails trying to follow up on the matter, BiGG finally replied by saying, "Informing the opposing team where your teammate is or is going is a form of ghosting and I see no reason to remove your ban." Turd was baffled as he did nothing of the sort. The quote, "[04:54:21] <ESEAServ> Turd_Burglar: blind helen keller mid," was taken way out of context which Turd went on to explain to BiGG.

"you have this mixed up  "Turd_Burglar: blind helen keller mid". This is beyond retarded bigg. I made that comment to a member of the opossing team that I killed after rushing double doors mid on d2. As I flashed doors and ran through a CT was blind in the smoke allowing me to run mid and kill a guy in the back b. He then asked after I died where I came from. I awnsered "blind helen keller mid" meaning I blinded his teamate and then killed him without knowing it. I was not at all refering to anyone on my team and if you watch the demo you will see it was taken out of context. PLEASE RESPOND ASAP."
- Turd_Burglar

ESEA|BiGG

ESEA again didn't reply for almost 24 hours. By this time Turd had been wrongfully banned and denied service for over 48 hours. He had gotten angry and frustrated and sent a couple angry emails expressing his insatisfaction. After some time, BiGG finally replied by saying, "Had you not been an impatient douche, I might be removing your ban right now. Instead, you can enjoy your vacation." Turd went on to complain about poor service and the inability to correct a mistake, but then BiGG essentially admits that the ghosting ban was a mistake and then goes on a power trip and bans Turd for disrespecting an admin.

"Here's the thing. If I were to remove your ghosting ban, I'd just be banning you again for disrespecting an administrator for 1. Spamming my email and being impatient, 2. Insulting me, and 3. Maintaining that I should be "professional", when you yourself have not been so. Treat others the way you wish to be treated, be PATIENT, and mistakes can be corrected. Send me 10 emails over the course of 24 hours, call me a "fucktard", and a "fat nerd", and mistakes may not be corrected. That's how I operate, if you want to be treated like an adult, act like one. Until then, since your ghosting ban is indeed a mistake, I'll remove it, and replace it with a disrespecting an administrator ban. Sounds fair to me."
- ESEA|BiGG

Turd is now "enjoying" his "vacation" until Tuesday.

"This user is currently banned until 8/16/2011 at 10:54pm for Disrespecting an Admin (1st)."

Granted both parties acted in a poor manner, but it doesn't change the fact that from a business relations stand point ESEA's customer service should've done better whether or not their customer was angry and the issue got heated. For example, have you ever called your internet service provider and gotten upset on the phone because their incompetent support technicians have no clue about whats going on and walk you through the generic "unplug and reconnect" routine? The techs are pretty good at staying cool and in fact if you get upset, sometimes you might score some credits on your account for being an unsatisfied customer! In ESEA, if you are wrongfully banned and get mad at BiGG, he will ban you for even longer and you can forget about a refund. Awesomeness.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

The rumors have been floating around for a while now, but it has now been confirmed by Valve that a new version of Counter-Strike is in deed on the way. Rumors started floating around when Valve flew several American and European players to their headquarters recently to play-test the new game. ESEA's Torbul has also been working closely with Valve to make this thing happen. Good job buddy, CS needs this!

ESEA's Craig Levine at Valve headquarters

The goal of CS: GO is not only to target the existing competitive communities but to bring in a huge amount of new players as well as unite the CS 1.6 and Source communities. They are planning to achieve this by releasing the game on multiple different platforms including PS3, XBOX 360, PC, and MAC. CS: GO has the potential to make North American competitive gaming move in the right direction... one step closer to mainstream!

Are you getting excited yet?

"Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CS: GO) will expand upon the team-based action gameplay that it pioneered when it was launched 12 years ago.

CS: GO features new maps, characters, and weapons and delivers updated versions of the classic CS content (de_dust, etc.). In addition, CS: GO will introduce new gameplay modes, matchmaking, leader boards, and more." - Valve

Read more about the game on the official Steam page.

oMavrick

Major League Gaming (MLG) is a very well known gaming community that spans many platforms and even has a Pro Gaming circuit for COD (Call of Duty for the Noobs). Over the past year or so I (Sgt. Coffman) have been in contact with an individual (oMavrick) that had been claiming he was MLG Pro which is fine and dandy if you are or you're just saying it for the luls every once in a while, but he went to the next step. He Decided he would brag that he is apart of a very well known PS3 COD Team on MLG known as #Check-Six also #x6. The guy consistently bottom fragged our Source scrims and didn't even have his ping under control. If he was really MLG Pro, you'd think he at least had proper internet. He also talked a mean game as if he knew something... pathetic.

I decided to take it upon myself to investigate this and checked on the #Check-Six website for their roster which in deed had the person he was claiming to be but the problem was that the profile had no information, so I sent a message to the managing director of the team and requested a roster check. Since they are MLG Pro and are receiving money, they are required to submit a legal name to MLG and their directors.

Curt, the managing director of Check-Six, confirmed that Mavrick the poser was not on the roster.

Email exchange between Sgt. Coffman and Curt from Check-Six

The following is a chat log between Sgt. Coffman and Mavrick (the poser).

Conversation with oMavrick #x6 #23

July 24 2011
9:29 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: So i hear you got booted
9:29 PM - oMavrick- #x6: nope left
9:29 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: rofl thats not what the recording says
9:30 PM - oMavrick- #x6: i actually left because i called monster out on no being able to call cheets.
9:30 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: lol nah you got booted because you kept acting like you were the one in charge and that you knew everything
9:31 PM - oMavrick- #x6: LOL no
9:31 PM - oMavrick- #x6: sad thing
oMavrick- #x6 is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
oMavrick- #x6 is now Offline.
oMavrick- #x6 is now Online.
10:56 PM - oMavrick- #x6: so yea i play cheeters LOL gtfo out here also we were gonna loose which is to cute their horid each and everyone of them but rive even tho he cheats
10:57 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: raging much?
10:57 PM - oMavrick- #x6: nope its cute how everyone thot oh their gonna loose thats to cite
10:57 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: all i been doing is watching tv
10:57 PM - oMavrick- #x6: cute*
10:57 PM - oMavrick- #x6: we made them rage so hard rive had to cheet and we beat the 5-4
10:58 PM - oMavrick- #x6: 5v4
10:58 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: lol not by what i say or heard
10:58 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: saw*
10:59 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: lol i have the records of the sourcetv on my side and on the server side and i listened to them on vent the whole time, so dont try and play it that they were raging they were laughing the whole time
11:00 PM - oMavrick- #x6: LOL thats bs
11:00 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: oh really wanna bet that i dont
11:01 PM - oMavrick- #x6: dont change the fact they thot trhey were gonna win because their terrid
11:02 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: lol nah i just think its funny
11:02 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: the only horrid one i see is the person who thinks they are apart of x6 when the roster doesn't have your name on it, especially since he brags so much about it rofl
11:02 PM - oMavrick- #x6: LOL eeven tho i am
11:03 PM - oMavrick- #x6: MainStream
11:03 PM - oMavrick- #x6: ps3 check 6 resistance
11:03 PM - oMavrick- #x6: fget at me
11:03 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: lol dude we have checked your non existent your a nobody lol give it up admit you have no proof what so ever lol give me the links that show your name and the teams you been on and i might believe you
11:07 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: what do you think nameless would say if i messaged him and asked if you were on the team?
11:10 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: so you got anything else you can throw at me that would be worthy to be even considered proof?
11:10 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: ROFL come on i wanna hear it
11:16 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: Oh by the way how is that Honda Civic Type RR doing, last i seen nobody has one in the states you can only clone them
11:31 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: well better fess up fast i have already sent a message to nameless on xlive, aim and skype so this will be your last chance to come clean before the truth gets reveiled

July 25 2011
5:29 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: LOL3
5:29 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: i got the email for it
5:29 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: to bad people to email from check 6
5:29 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: show me
5:30 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: your just so pissed your horrid to bad my mlg name is mainstream on check 6
5:31 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: guess what i have an email stating you have never been with check six rofl
5:31 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: rofl pwned
5:32 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: LOL
5:32 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: to bad i am on the roster
5:32 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: go look mainstream budddyyyyy
5:32 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: too bad your not cause he confirmed it baddie
5:32 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: LOL
5:33 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: Curt is in charge of everthing and says your a nobody
5:33 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: http://check6gaming.com/teams/
5:33 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: http://check6gaming.com/teams/

http://check6gaming.com/teams/

http://check6gaming.com/teams/

http://check6gaming.com/teams/

http://check6gaming.com/teams/

http://check6gaming.com/teams/

5:33 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: go look at the roster
5:33 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: smart one
5:33 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: dude try and lie about it i have the email to confirm you are a liar
5:33 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: your terrid please hush your mouth
5:34 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: to bad its not a real email
5:34 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: rofl want me to forward the email to you
5:34 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: ive already seen it
5:34 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: and its fake
5:34 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: thanks buddyyyy
5:34 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: your horrid
5:34 PM - oMavrick- #x6 #23: go look at the roster
5:34 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: no its buddy its straight from Curt dude the managing director rofl your horrid kid this shit is going up on nerdbuster rofl
5:35 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: good luck trying to be anything in mlg cause this shit is going up on mlg forums, esea forums, the works dude lol you just got pwned
5:44 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: http://check6gaming.com/user/KeyHunt/ read the profile of Curt Carter numb nuts CurtC@check6gaming.com and my email is from curtc@checkgaming.com
5:44 PM - Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon]: get at me

Not only is Mavrick a loser in the gaming community, he may very well be a loser in real life as well. He has TWO Facebook accounts (Account #1, Account #2). Let's get real, this guy is NOT MLG-Pro Status... he is Highschool status with an emo hair cut... and a life time of Open proof (STEAM_0:0:4617546).

FR3SCOBAR

FR3SCOBAR is a known troll and hacker who ruins scrims here and there when he decides to toggle on like a boss. He actually has an account on Hack Forums where he probably gets all his "oh-so-leet" hacking skills. The guy talks mad shit like he was from another planet with FTL (Faster Than Light) travel capabilities.

FR3SCOBAR's APT

One of our investigators looked in to this guy and it turns out that he isn't anything to get excited about. FR3SCOBAR runs a silly little "studio" called Xenox Films. Xenox Films is about photography and recording/editing videos. Most of the material is either photographs of "gangsta shit" or recordings of live concerts, etc. It is not surprising that he acts a thug because he is in fact from Brooklyn and that clearly makes him all that. Take a look at his living quarters in the picture.

Considering FR3SCOBAR's cheating career, it is not surprising that he has zero proof on his steam account (STEAM_0:0:608347) and he is in fact banned from ESEA for five years. Watch out for this lurking cheater. The word on the street is that he has also been associated with some of the recent DDoS attacks.

This guy takes pride in cheating. He records videos of himself cheating and posts them on his Youtube channel.

The suspected group of nerds behind this DDoS attack include Christina and Kalab. The same group of nerds DDoS'ed Nerd Buster a month ago and have since been featured embarrassed in a couple articles. Read more on them in the following posts.

• We were the target of a DDoS attack
• Kalab Parker is a hacker and troll
• A Siren’s Call

These guys are super mad. They abandoned their own steam group, changed their steam profile names, made their profiles private, and have attempted to fall off the radar. Now they are trying to launch attacks from the shadows. Nerds can attack our website all they want, but we will be back every time... BRING IT!

In the earlier Nerd Buster poll, 66% of the voters thought that Team Dynamic would take this one... hopefully they didn't place bets. Let's see what happens at the next ESEA LAN. Team Dynamic has taken the last 3 LAN titles.

DrChristina5000

Even in the this mondern era there are sirens still around that lure gamers into a wreck. Dr Christina a new sponsor emerged and started sponsoring 5 invite teams. Some thought she would be the savour of CSS, she just turned out to be a scammer with her own agenda of getting fame after a failed CSS career. Rumors started circulating that christina was broke as lines started to get blurred and more doubts were laid into the air about her finances.

One of her sponsored teams "the Experiment" had seven players paid at $20 a person thanks to christina. A week before their first match all seven players fee's were "not paid" randomly. The teams leader approached christina about the situation she sneaked out that ESEA had randomly returned her money and it was "stuck" in paypal and that it would be resolved with no issue shortly. A couple of days pass christina is not online on her regular steam account but her other one. She tells people that she is laying low for awhile because of all the Random hate thats being attracted. A week nearly goes by christina does nothing. The teams league fee's ended up being paid by Brad "pyourr" which was reimbursed by commfortress.

A month goes by and she decides to add blackfoger in hopes making a deal and getting back into the scene. Christina has now associated herself with a DDOS group calling themselves m4dpeople. Read more about Kalab Parker and m4dpeople in the Nerd Buster article titled, "Kalab Parker is a hacker and troll"

Not only has Christina now associated with a hacking/trolling group, she is actually in a relationship with the leader, Kalab Parker.

Enjoy some light reading from the following chat log between Blackfoger and Christina.

8:02 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: wb
8:02 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: where is my $500
8:02 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: pretty sure your friend ddos me
8:03 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: nah
8:03 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: LOL i dont owe you 500
8:03 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: what's your ip addy
8:03 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: LOL YES YOU DO
8:03 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: you ask me for sponsorship. then harass me
8:03 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: OUR DEAL YOU GIVE ME 500 AND I GIVE YOU 1000 BACK SO I CAN TRUST YOU
8:03 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: nah
8:03 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: I'll take you to court
8:03 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: go ahead
8:03 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: or call your parents
8:03 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: I think the parents thing would be good
8:03 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: explain everything to them
8:03 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: I'll even have every team member do it as well
8:04 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: so christina why did you have to lay low
8:04 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: and you add me just to try and collect 500 because you took back your money from the TF2 team
8:04 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: no I didnt
8:04 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: well they didnt get any league fee's paid
8:04 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: esea took back the payment and was supposed to refund me but never did
8:04 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: and they didnt get their invite deposit paid
8:04 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: then pay it
8:05 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: but i still want my money
8:05 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: if there is any issues have steve come and talk to me but you dont sponsor him anymore
8:05 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: why add me to DDOS me and say one of your friends want to sponsor blight
8:06 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: I want my $500 back
8:08 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: You aren't getting any money from blight period christina you have lied so many times to my face when ive been nothing but nice with you
8:08 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: face?
8:08 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: wow
8:08 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: I cant see your face
8:09 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: its figurative but thank you for taking it literal
8:09 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: lol
8:09 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: i'm a smartass
8:09 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: look
8:10 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: you add me to talk about a partnership and deal tell me to talk to your friend I add him he calls me a shit talker saying I owe money to which i don't then my internet instantly dies I don't thats a coincidence at all. and when I get back online you don't want to talk about a deal which is the reason I feel you added me instead you are threatening a lawsuit for money which you could never ever ever get
8:11 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: hey now i dont know about the internet deal
8:11 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: I did want tot alk to you about soemthing
8:11 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: but my friend reminded me about the hotel bill
8:11 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: but that aside
8:11 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: and tl;dr
8:12 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: the print is so small
8:12 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: ok what did you want to talk to me about
8:12 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: how well do you know dna
8:13 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: and the owners of eoreality
8:15 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: decently
8:16 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: why
8:16 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: dna loves gossip and I know robby from awhile back
8:18 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: yeah i know dna loves gossip
8:18 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: but why you ask.
8:18 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: reasons
8:18 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: do you have anything else to add before I want to remove you.
8:19 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: asking me questions for no real reason then demanding money and wanting to sue me is not someone I wish to have on steam
8:20 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: peace
8:20 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: have fun
8:20 PM - #M4dPeople|DrChristina5000™: GL HF
8:20 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: I just dont get you
8:20 PM - blight.Everki blackfoger: Lie to multiple people and have some weird agenda

Kalab Parker

It did not take much for Nerd Buster investigators to figure out who was behind the recent DDoS attack towards our website. The "leader" of the hacker/troll group, m4dpeople, calls himself SmaTTeR. His real name is Kalab Parker. On the group's steam page, they sport the logo of Anonymous, which is funny because these guys are absolute amateurs when it comes to hacking. They are a disgrace to the Anonymous group.

Kalab Parker is nothing but a troll with high school level computer skills. In fact, he goes to Poquoson High School in Virginia. He spends his time raging and trolling kids on the internet and then pretends to have a life. He will actually tell you that. Kalab is currently banned from ESEA for cheating (second time) until 08/05/2012. Kalab is a broke chump. Earlier this year he sold his 2007 Honda CRF150F for $1,000 because "need money for car insurance."

2007 Honda CRF150F

The m4dpeople group has attracted a recently popularized loser to their ranks, DrChristina5000. At first she started sponsoring top teams, pretending to be the savior of Source, then the flaked out on the payments, faded from the community and joined the dark side. The NBIA (Nerd Buster Investigation Agency) reports that they have in fact heard some chatter on the wavebands that would indicate that Christina has been talking about Nerd Buster a lot lately. She has actually been looking for ways to shut down our website, but we will have more on that later.

Casey Foster predicts that Cyber Revolution will be able to hold it down and beat Dynamic in the final again now that they are able to use their real starting five. The final will be played on Thursday, July 28th.

Organner public cheats work on Battle Empire

An anonymous source has confirmed that the publicly available Organner cheats are in fact undetected and completely compatible with Battle Empire. He shined some light on the underground network of BE cheaters and that "ppl are winning so much money cheating with a pub hack." The source quit playing on Battle Empire because "thats why i quit playing it [...] because he was cheating and rippin me"

Both the Immunity and Framework cheats from Organner are confirmed to be undetected on Battle Empire. It looks like EAC has some work to do. One of the anonymous source's cheater friends has been confirmed to have made over $500 on Battle Empire.

Beware BE players, when you are getting de_stroyed in your next pug, you might in fact be getting cheated out of your money, but hey... you know what they say, "if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying"

"just saying shut the fuck up seriously annoying as fuck"
- Sgt. Coffman [1st Recon] [0:1:3140376]

"im bout to fuckin steal ur fuckin steam if u dont stfu for real"
- Mavs My Daddy [0:0:40516555]

Oh boy, they gon steal our steams!

The final will be played on July 28th.

lpkane

Most ESEA users know lpkane. His real name is Eric Thunberg. He is one of the top admins and an owner of ESEA. He is a full time entrepreneur and part time chump, troll. He has often been criticized for running ESEA in a very unprofessional manner. He part takes in forum trolling and the same behavior carries over to customer support and client relations, which any critic would deem as a bad thing. Since ESEA practically has a monopoly on the North American CS 1.5, CS: Source, and TF2 competitive communities, the organization can do what ever it wants. This has led lpkane to develop a prick attitude towards his customers. He can be frequently caught telling customers to take their business elsewhere if they are not satisfied, etc.

lpkane fanart

Lpkane is a man of many passions. He not only runs a successful gaming league, but also juggles real estate and flies airplanes. You can find out more about his interests on his website, Thunberg Enterprises. Despite owning ESEA and being a big part of the gaming industry, he doesn't have very many hours logged on CS or CS: Source on his steam profile. At the time of writing, he only has about 67 hours logged for both games combined. Despite not having too many hours logged on his steam account, he has been around though. He has a four digit steam account (0:0:2097) that was registered in September 2003. He played some CAL-Open back in 2006.

Lpkane is quite the big shot. He recently bought the Palisades Mill Complex with a $6.5 million mortgage. Read more about it over here. This is what ESEA premium memberships are funding. Not bad for a 26 year old.

Below is raw data collected from Steam game statistics for the peak usage of Counter Strike: Source.

• June 23rd - 26,122
• June 24th - 36,836 *** (TF2 went free this day)
• June 30th - 45,158
• July 10th - 49,335
• July 20th - 55,467

Between June 23rd and July 20th Counterstrike Source Peak usage increased 103%. We can only speculate that most of the users who bought CSS in that time period came to steam to play TF2, but the numbers and dates do not lie. For all those who have repeatedly spouted off about “source being dead” you have been challenged!

Please read and discuss the specifics on the official forum thread, "Nerd Buster Articles 4 Cash $$$"

The amounts that we will can pay for articles isn't much, but if you spend a little time writing two or three articles per month, that will pay for your league fee or premium membership. We hope that this will be appealing to people who would probably write stuff anyway... might as well get paid a few bucks right?

The Attacker: SmaTTeR
The Group: m4d People

Keep an eye out for this group of nerdgins, they are bored losers that long for ways to make themselves seem important or powerful.

"We simply rushed this and the timing with summer vacations may not be too good of an idea and that we will be shelving this idea for later."
Matthew Pietkevich
Business Development, Battle Empire

www.BattleEmpire.com

Battle Empire has had some trouble getting enough sign ups in their other events as well. One of the main complaints in the source ladder has been the lack of players. Sometimes players have to wait "too long" for a match to start because there aren't enough players available. We suspect that since gamers are already paying for ESEA, they aren't interested in paying another monthly fee to play in similar service, despite the monetary incentive that Battle Empire offers. Marketing team, work harder!

"Battle Empire is working on a World of WarCraft League that should see the light of day soon, end of July or early August, as a Beta. Our resources are best spent developing additional game support for our staple platform that pays you to play video games round the clock."
Matthew Pietkevich
Business Development, Battle Empire

GetGosu, another tournament organizer, folded up shop recently. They had also announced new events for the summer, but due to inferior marketing techniques and a poor user interface, "nobody" signed up for it. Their marketing was clearly inferior because if you hop on your team Ventrilo and ask your team mates if they had heard about the GetGosu events, the answer would be an echoing "no."

"And another one gone, and another one gone... Another one bites the dust"

GetGosu should have been hooking up with popular websites such as Legit-Proof to reach a dedicated gamer audience, but it looks like they mainly relied on Google Adwords, which failed them miserably. It doesn't take a rocket scientist or seasoned marketing expert to realize that Google ads probably won't reach your target audience. Competitive gamers are a small group and in order to market your services specific to them, you have to tap in to the channels that reach that group. Fools.

"We've determined that Counter Strike, and really any other FPS run on the PC, cannot achieve a high level of success as an online eSport, because there is too much cheating and no way to stop it."

"With money on-the-line in these tournaments, we wanted to catch the cheaters quickly and with 100% accuracy, but that is simply not possible."

"This means we are most definitely dropping support for all of our current games (CS, CSS, TF2)."

Jordan "carnator" Brock
President of Hit the Sticks, LLC

Read more details about GetGosu's failure at BashAndSlash.

Why Nerd Buster forums?
- You don't have to worry about getting nuked or banned
- You don't need to pay money to participate in the community

Have at it gamers!

What domains are available?

• Legit-Proof.com
• Leetway.com
• NerdBuster.com

With a vanity email forwarder, you can keep your real email address safe and use your vanity email address on gaming sites, leagues, etc. For example, lets say you get jack@nerdbuster.com. When people send email to jack@nerdbuster.com, you would receive their email in what ever email account you choose to tie the forwarder with... gmail for example. You can reap all the benefits of having a gmail account while giving out your email address as jack@nerdbuster.com on the internet. Plus a vanity email address will make you super cool.

OK, how do I get one?

Get in touch via email (dna@legit-proof.com) with DNA from Legit-Proof. The email forwarder will cost you $50 $20 and you will be able to keep it for life.

pr4rawr

Pr3rawr plays for Lion Crew in ESEA-Invite... other than that, he has a tiny bit of CEVO-Professional proof and a boat load of Open and Main. He not only talked shit at the LAN and then lost, he pretty much won the white-trash award for the event. His "gear" makes him look like he rolled straight out from a trailer park. Pr3rawr failed to translate his "mad cs skills" to "mad swagger" ... stay behind your LCD screen chump!

Feast your eyes gamers.

I've witnessed many f**king biased acts over the past few months, mainly by the f**got ass "BIGG". I've watched as people, who I don't know get banned without reason or for little justification for a FIVE YEAR BAN and basically ruining their gaming career, unless they wanna compete in.... f**king CEVO.

Apparently ESEA takes sides of those who are biased and takes their word for everything. Banning myself and 2 of my friends until 2016 for absolutely nothing or any real proof will ultimately lead to ESEA's downfall. Nerdbuster quoted me before but now I have absolutely 100% serious. BIGG and his f**got ass actions will lead to non stop torment until ESEA unbans all 3 of us.

Looks like k3u/mika and his posse got some competition as to who can DDoS ESEA the most. But my guys won't stop the DDoS'ing until bans are reversed.

- Anonymous

The rage that is fueling these guys is directly caused by the ridiculous bans that ESEA has been handing out lately. Check out the earlier Nerd Buster post covering that issue.

• The community is unhappy about ESEA’s random-ban policy

F-Rating from BBB

ESEA made an announcement about their progress on the war against DDoS attacks. They claim to have an open case with the FBI and that they have figured out k3u name, address, and other "fun" details that they have passed on to their case worker. They are also convinced that Mika is connected with the DDoS attacks and are therefore also cracking down on him. They have contacted local authorities regarding Mika and "child pornography" for which they claim to have evidence. Did Mika forget to ask if the boys were over 18?

Checkout the following snipplet from the official post by ESEA. It covers the key points of the post.

On the investigation front, we presently have an open case with the FBI and have been feeding them as much information as we can including names, addresses, payment information, and copious amounts of log data for months now. Through the diligent work by our most senior employees, cooperation from federal and local law enforcement, ISPs, local businesses, and particularly school systems, we have obtained detailed personal information for ESEA user k3u, who is responsible for the bulk of the attacks. In the real world, beyond being quite pale, the user in question has a last name of Quintiliano and lives in Somerville, MA. We have his full name, full address, phone number, information on his relatives (as well as all sorts of other fun information) and have been giving a steady stream of it to the agent who's taken up our case. We also plan on continuing to publicly release additional information as long as the attacks persists.

Additional efforts and progress have also been made in tracking down ESEA user mika who has made no secret of the fact that he is also involved in the attacks. Unfortunately, due to the nature of the crimes we've provided evidence for (namely child pornography) I cannot legally discuss this particular investigation publicly -- but trust that it will most definitely be a satisfying outcome.

Sources are telling Nerd Buster that the information that ESEA has of k3u is not correct, but there is no way to confirm either party's claim. Hopefully the FBI can soon bring peace to the Counter-Strike: Source community.

The post by ESEA has a bit of attitude in it (surprised? lkpane wrote it). It almost sounds like a post just meant to scare k3u and Mika and/or calm the masses that are upset about the DDoS problems that they are having.

True fact #1
Christina got banned from ESEA for 5 years by lpkane. She got banned because she is suspected of being  (or having) associated with k3u and possibly mika. When we had a chat with her earlier today, she denied any contact with either menace, "I am not associating with k3u or mika." Sources within the TMER organization however confirm that Christina has been in contact with them.

True Fact #2
Devastation got kicked out of ESEA-Invite. The team had a mutiny and they took ownership of the CEVO team. Sasquatch raged and started kicking people off the ESEA roster, essentially killing the team.

We were unable to confirm whether or not Christina is broke. She probably won't share the balance of her bank account with the internet... and kids, you probably shouldn't do that!

Christina says that she is absolutely NOT partnering with Blackfoger.

"I'm not making any deals with stupid blight and blackfoger" - Christina

In other, somewhat related news, Christina has dropped eNvy from her list of sponsored teams. They have been talking mad smack about her ever since.

The Article

The CS:Source community is full of lies, false hope, and pretentious behavior. Those people are a blight (pun intended) on the gaming community. One of them, is DrChristina5000.

Christina

Dr. Christina saved blight's CSS team. She has sponsored a few other teams as well, with what seemed unlimited success and devotion. Or so that's what her teams were forced to believe. 'Christina "DrChristina5000" Oski' has ran out of money. Devastation CSS has gone to shit, and I can bet you the rest of her teams will soon too. Devastation was removed from ESEA-Invite because of this. She places the blame on 'Stephen "sasquatcH_973_" Csikos', who, when asked what part he played in Devastation's demise, was too butthurt to comment. Stephen is now playing in ESEA-Intermediate, on 'Freaking Awesome Gamers'.

Okay. So Devastation breaking up, big deal. Why should you care? Well, because of this, Christina is joining forces with blackfoger. 'James "blackfoger" Larsen' is the owner/manager of Blight Gaming. Wait a second? Wasn't there a little issue back in may, in which blight's CSS team left to form Devastation, where Christina was quoted as saying;

"He [Blackfoger] is a worthless tool who needs to stay out of gaming and off the internet all together." - Christina

So if you thought that was enough drama for Christina, you'd be horribly, horribly wrong. Check out this ESEA forum post from "RKO";

"So i was sitting in mumble and then some dirty bitch named DrChristina joined and then her lackey k3u joined and then our mumble got attacked and crashed. Let it go Christina... seriously think about it, it was bound to happen eventually. You can only lie for so long until someone exposes you. If it wasn't me it would have been somebody else.

Do you really want to keep pushing me?

I just may have to teach you a good hard lesson.

I'd post saying something to k3u but i don't think he's allowed on this site anymore so it'd be a waste of effort. This kid needs to get a life and stop jerking off to a hook nosed bitch on webcam."

So apparently Christina is a part of k3u's little posse. Does this mean she is also a Mika dick rider? The answer would be an astounding YES! They are in fact the best of friends. Christina is the whore of Mika's nerd posse called 't:meR'. She asks them to do something, and they do it. Maybe for nude photos? You'd hope not...

Next time you are in a vent or mumble, or even a random CS:Source server, be sure not to piss off DrChristina, or she'll get her nerd minions after you or your server. Who knows, maybe she'll whore out to ESEA| BiGG and get them ESEA banned for 5 years. Watch out, fellow gamers and Sourcerers.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

ESEA has been banning people left and right for absurd and sometimes nonexistent reasons. For example, FR3SCOBAR recently got banned for five years because he made fat jokes about ESEA|BiGG. He must have been entertained by Nerd Buster's post on BiGG ("ESEA|BiGG is a super-sized nerd"). BiGG didn't handle the fat jokes very well so he deemed fit to punish FR3SCOBAR with a 5 year ban for "malicious activity." Naturally FR3SCOBAR emailed ESEA asking why he was banned. BiGG replied to the email quite bluntly, "Your ban will not be removed."

Today, Nerd Buster received an email from an anonymous ESEA user who threatens to wreak havoc during the ESEA season.

"For ESEA's recent banning spree of innocent users/accounts. I will be (DOS) attacking every CS:Source Invite regular season match and every Main playoff match." - Anonymous

Nerds are going to extreme lengths to express their opinions about ESEA's policies. Have other means been exhausted?

ESEA has a long track record of handling many issues in a quite unprofessional manner. Sure, these guys especially on the forums are teenagers calling each other names, flaming, trolling, and goofing all they can, but ESEA should be taking such activity with a grain of salt. This is what the gaming community does! How exciting would competitive gaming be without all the drama of trolls, etc. There won't be a day any time soon when teams play a match, say good game fellas, shake hands, and carry about their business. Even though this is the internet and gamers are what they are, ESEA is still a company with paying CUSTOMERS and they ought to be handling issues like a respectable company. Torbul probably shouldn't be calling premium members idiots.

Interesting Fact: ESEA has an F rating from the Better Business Bureau with 8 filed complaints.

But hey, ESEA's admins aren't the only ones representing their organization in a questionable manner. Mr. Celone of CEVO is quite the troll himself. Check out the Nerd Buster post, "Jonathan Celone, head CEVO admin… and part-time forum troll."

Plenty of people signed up for this premium service and soon found out that they got shafted and screwed out of their money. The website has been down since last summer and not a single person has received a refund. Curt is also not answering any emails regarding the matter.

"Curt im just wondering why you would start a website and charge people 20$ for premium and then after you've collected alot of money shut it down? When you agreed to pay the 20$ it was for a lifetime premium account. I don't see shit and its been a long time so i want my money back and if i don't fucking get it your in for a big surprise son." - tripleOG

Not only is Curt a scammer and thief, but he also facilitated illegal activities through his community. Sharing, trading, leaking, and selling CD-Keys is a gray area.

Anyway, who is Curt Carter? He is the founder of Enervate Gaming (2004-2010). He has also been the managing director of Check-Six Gaming. His position in organizations like these is probably what enabled him to convince nerds to sign up and pay for his premium community.

Gamers, be careful out there! Watch out for punks like Curt Carter.

Warmach1ne

Laurent "Warmach1ne" Keoula posted a blatant suck-up thread about Mika on the ESEA forums today. He is probably trying to sucker his way on to Mika's good side so he can get free shit from Mika. A while back he acted a fool and Mika didn't send him the MSI laptop that he had already ordered.

The forum post "Warmach1ne explains mika":

Mika has been getting a lot of bad rep lately, but i just wanted to clear up a few things.

To begin, it should be understood that Mika has been a real sponsor to the teams he had. Since CGS died he has been the only one to put forward his own money to help the source community stay competitive. I know I have said otherwise in the past, but it was only out of spite. It can’t be denied that he has helped many people in the community with money and computers so they can continue to game. Mika shouldn’t be bashed; instead he should be respected, because he is only here to help with his ability to support another competitive source team.

It's no surprise that a single team has been the only one winning in source as of late, they've been the only team in the community with a legit sponsor. Lashing out against Mika and banning him for things he didn't do is only promoting a less competitive community.

Mika isn’t smart or nerdy enough to packet the Esea network. He just claimed and took credit for it when in fact it was someone else. Furthermore, Mika isn’t a gay pedophile

Warmach1ne has made Nerd Buster homepage in the past as well. Check out our previous post about him. Apparently he thinks that he is white. LOL.

• Warmach1ne is delusional; he thinks he is white!
• Mika explains why Warmach1ne called him a fake and a bad sponsor
• Warmach1ne is raged and speaking out!

This guy is hyped up for no reason. He isn't really all that good. He used to be a somebody but now he is a wash out, good for nothing Mika suck up. He had his prime. He would have better served his reputation by retiring from gaming a long time ago.

"A smart ninja always attacks on their own terms and time. Not when you expect but when you dont expect, nes pa?" - Mika

Eric "BiGG" Wallace

BiGG's real name is Eric M. Wallace. His online alias, BiGG, comes from the fact that he is a 450 lbs troll. He is REALLY BIG. The reason that BiGG acts like a little bitch on the internet is because he is insecure about his weight and he has been on the brink of self destruction in the past. It turns out that some time ago BiGG tried to GG himself in real life because he got super humiliated on the internet. That is why he is hyper sensitive to trolling issues now days.

One of the banned persons got upset about getting banned for no good reason, so they took it upon themselves to reveal the true nature of BiGG. The person has revealed pictures of BiGG on BiGG's guestbook on ESEA. The person now has about 10 accounts that have been banned for 70 years. LOL!

Suspended Photobucket Account

Once pictures of BiGG leaked around the internet, he closed his Flickr account to avoid further humiliation. When BiGG found out that pictures of him were being leaked on a photobucket account, he contacted their support and had the account suspended.

Some of the banned persons have been in contact with BiGG and have received interesting comments from him. The lines that BiGG spews out of his big fat pizza mouth is ridiculous. Similar to the bullshit he was spreading around regarding Nerd Buster being a malware and email hacking website when it first launched.

"You're a pathetic creepy little troll." - BiGG

"You should just kill yourself, It will save the authorities a lot of time unneeded aggravation." - BiGG

"You don't know who you're dealing with" - BiGG

Ironically the banned persons do know who they are dealing with. Hell, BiGG can be seen from space when he steps outside... not to say that it happens often. He mostly stays inside his ghetto, borderline trailer crib. See the simulated picture of BiGG in his natural habitat.

This is a simulated picture of BiGG in his natural habitat.

This guy is a super geek. Not only is he a stereotypical super-sized fatty mac patty, he acts like the king of the world on the internet as if he was something more than a 450 lbs monster behind an LCD monitor. Check out his mad nerding station below. See if you can spot the hydroxycut bottle.

BiGG's Command Center

BiGG is a 25 year old nerd and supposedly a part-time entrepreneur. He runs a silly little company called Best Media Inc. No commentary is needed beyond ROFL. The rest of the time he nerds around the ESEA forums banning trolls and acting like a boss on the internet. He has mad rep, for being a 450 lbs virgin for life.

Update [06/02/11]: End of Reality now hosts Netcode. The website is back up.

sun light much? nerd.

Not only is he a super nerd with no life, he is also an opiate abuser. Holidayham has been to rehab and is on house arrest just like EH-_^PLUS from Devastation. The loser had to use suboxone to weed his dumb ass off the drugs.

Holidayham is a good for nothing rage-a-holic, has no life, and is with no doubt a super nerd considering that he spends his time mining gold for money on MMORPG's... FOR A "LIVING". He is also an arrogant and disrespectful punk who thinks that his birthday is more important than Memorial Day (see ESEA forum post).

The ECO splash website promises that the league will...

• always remain a free service
• provide cash prizes
• publish game stats
• provide a scrim finder
• release an improved anti-cheat client

A lot of people are skeptical about the chances of success for a league that already closed up shop once, but let's see what the Nerd Buster audience thinks.

Daybreak

First we caught Daybreak with his dick out with "Mika > ESEA" written on it along with some hate notes and threats. Now we got his face and upper torso thanks to a kind patron of the radically free press.

Daybreak is suspected of being a white supremacist. His wife must be proud of his internet dealings. (Pic anyone?)

Check out the previous Nerd Buster post where Daybreak got caught with is dick out.

Haseeb is a Mika dick-rider

Haseeb is known to play on the following two Steam ID's.

• STEAM_0:1:41539
• STEAM_0:0:17825606

[SEE BOTTOM OF ARTICLE FOR THE DICK-PIC]

Daybreak also has a message for Nerd Buster's owner. Apparently he got hurt on the internet some time ago.

E-Threat to Nerd Buster's owner

This guy is clearly an unstable lunatic that thinks he rules the world because he has weapons, a troll of a wife, and an assumed military background. He doesn't have a problem showing his dick but he covers up his face. Feeling insecure with your acne? Chump.

the stare of death

[13:33:33] <FNHLeague> I've already spent upwards of $200 on it
[13:33:39] <FNHLeague> And I'm still in high school.
[13:33:41] <FNHLeague> With a fiancee.

Failure of a website

The owner already spent a considerable silly amount of money on the project that he considers to be quite a bit. Supposedly the organization has four web developers working on the website, yet they still decided to use WebSpell as the content management system. The owner claims that the website will be done and operational by tonight. What a fool! Just because a CMS promises to do everything and anything that you want, doesn't mean it yield anything close to the result you were expecting. This website will be a failure. They bought a clan site template for their league.

"as soon as we get everything we need running this site is going to explode" - FNH League

The only thing this league is going to explode to be is the next BoE. They can both enjoy each others company in the forgotten lands of neverheardia as they ponder about their fate of oblivion.

Doomed to fail.

Screenshot of website on 2011-06-03 at 10.21.43 AM

Update [06/03/11]: The website looks even worse and more broken today than it did a week ago. The "team of developers" is doing a wonderful job. This project has officially failed. It will be canned soon. You heard it here first.

ML

A Ventrilo recording of known ESEA French Canadian cheater Maxime "maxiEdward^A" Lapierre has been leaked. In the recording ML is apparently arguing with Mika the leader of Mika Gaming and Head of the notorious group t;meR. ML incriminates himself and admits to being an IP leaker for k3u. He accuses Mika of not getting his hands dirty and using k3u to handle his dirty work. Rumor is that ML was only talking smack because he was jealous that Jimmy "nikoN^" Pike received a bundle of gifts from Mika. Some of the items were a $400 dollar 120hz monitor and a $150 dollar headset from Mika.

• Mika's Pakistani prodigy and confidant Haseeb witnessed the event.

Sam "DaZeD" Marine

Sam "DaZeD" Marine got banned from ESEA for unsportsmanlike conduct. As of right now, he won't be playing ESEA-Invite with Team Dynamic for the next four months. Well done sir. Glad to see that the "pros" are leading with an example, but what do you expect, the word on the street is that CS: Source has the most unsportsmanlike community of all competitive games. World of the trolls.

• Is DaZeD really all that good?

TMER

TMER (The Mika e-Sports Rebellion) is back and this time for good. We have new goals, strategies and plan to execute. People might not understand who we are, what we do or the purpose of the TMER group. We fight magic with magic, evil with evil and we destroy egos. No troll, e-thug or skiddie will challange us. We will give no special treatment, there will be zero favoritism to any person, gaming org, league or sponsor. Threaten us, ban us, rage at us, do whatever makes you feel like something is being done.  But nothing can deter an order given TMER's leadership. We will respect and not interfere only with those who comport accordingly.

TMER is recruiting people who have special talents and skills. If you know what we mean by that, you are probably one of the whom we seek. If you are interested of being part of our network and think you can bring something to the table send us an application. You can contact us at tmer@lawyer.com.

- Chris Prescott

Beware of bored trolls with self-acquired tech skills that are lurking in the community. They are up to no good and promote a message that is absolutely NOT what gaming and the love for gaming is about. Nerd Buster suggests NOT associating with anyone that you suspect of having dealings with this assumed "hacker" group. Anyone with information about the group and/or its members is encouraged to report their intel to press@nerdbuster.com

To celebrate Memorial Day 2011 and the recent pwning of the #1 terrorist Osama Bin Laden, GetGosu.com is hosting a free entry, $500 Cash Prize Counterstrike Source Tournament on May 28th.  Teams from across North America and Europe have been invited, such as eMazing Gaming, Check-Six, Crucial Connexion, Team Vindicated, Team Trauma, Team Simplify, Team Viper, Frag Machine, VvV Gaming, Team Regret and Team Dignitas.  Teams that weren't explicitly invited can still register and play at GetGosu.com.

Has anyone tested the GetGosu Anti-Cheat systems? (or confirmed that it's not a keylogger, LOL!)

• CEVO forums are practically dead
• ESEA forums are premium only
• Gotfrag forums are a joke

montE, Disrespecting an Admin (1st), 05/12/11, 1000 days
nmEhzbn, Disrespecting an Admin (1st), 05/12/11, 1000 days
sasquatcH_973_, Disrespecting an Admin (1st), 05/12/11, 1000 days
ChEekzhzbn, Disrespecting an Admin (1st), 05/12/11, 1000 days
4sh0t, Disrespecting an Admin (1st), 05/12/11, 1000 days

Devastation as Blight.EVERKI @ ETS LAN

This was a hell of a move from ESEA. The skill level of Invite just dropped drastically. One thing is clear, Blackfoger is raged over the fact that Christina took over his CS: Source squad. The troll looking nerd has disgraced himself and his organization time after and time and now that he is finally on the brink of oblivion, he decides to take everyone down with him. Let's follow how this situation develops.

Nerd Buster is waiting for comments from Devastation's manager, Christina.

UPDATE: Torbul explains why the team was banned

I banned them because they have been unresponsive to my e-mails about paying me back for the hotel bill that I had to pay for them. Upon checking out of the hotel to leave the LAN, the hotel informed me that their rooms were unpaid (thanks Blackfogger) and they were going to call the cops on the people in the rooms. I decided to pay the hotel bill because I've known Stephen for many years and figured they would pay me back. Once they do then they will be unbanned.

UPDATE: Christina paid the team's debt and got everyone unbanned!

The team is unbanned. Take a look, I took care of everything with Torbull. Everything is paid for. There's your update. Now blackfoger looks like a complete asshole. This is what real sponsors do

Today the  CEVO website went down around the time that the first matches of the night were supposed to be played. That means that the CMN is down and nobody can connect to the client to play their matches. Make no mistake, the website isn't down for no reason, a hacker is nuking it. Anyone with a match tonight can forget about it and kick back with a beer and watch as a hacker hiding behind a LCD monitor goes at it, trying to make their mark in the world.

CEVO|Celone commented some time ago regarding the ESEA DDoS attacks saying that CEVO has been getting DDoS'ed a lot in the past but that nobody ever made a big deal about it. Now that CAL is dead and CEVO and ESEA are the last ones left, it will probably become a bigger deal because everyone is focusing on these two organizations.

Nerd Buster suspects that k3u is behind this attack against CEVO.

Hackers gonna hack.

You heard it here first, sucker!

Improper Flashing (1st), 11/18/10, 1 day
Website Abuse (1st), 7/7/10, 4 days
Server Disruption (2nd), 2/18/10, 2 days
Unsportsmanlike Conduct, 2/6/10, 7 days
Server Disruption (1st), 1/8/10, 12 hours
Ghosting (1st), 7/3/09, 4 days
Cheating (0:0:2302288), 1/2/09, 180 days
Server Disruption (1st), 2/1/07, 1 day
Improper Flashing (1st), 1/31/07, 1 day
Website Abuse (1st), 1/29/07, 1 day 12 hours

The team's manager and sponsor is not at all happy about this. Despite the fact that the cheating offense took place over two years ago, Christina stands strong by her position regarding cheating.

eNvy | DrChristina5000™: i'm pissed
eNvy | DrChristina5000™: so is my team
eNvy | DrChristina5000™: I dont sponsor cheaters.
eNvy | DrChristina5000™: Once that CEVO Roster is unlocked we are kicking him to the curb...and the ESEA roster he is gone from as well

Christina is also the manger/sponsor of the newly formed Devastation that split from Blight after the ESEA LAN.

Disturbed, you heard it here first: You are cut.

THE FAKE PICTURE

THE REAL PICTURE

The picture that Sunny claims is him is a of a random kid that is somewhat in shape, but in reality Sunny is an out of shape chump that could not make it across a football field if his life depended on it. He is also a little punk who tries to act gangster and dress hip. Kid, you do NOT have swag. Even Nick Norman is more legit than you. Sunny, better make friends with mG|a11y because you two trolls are in the same boat... or cave rather.

"The daughter [of Osama bin Laden] has reportedly told her Pakistani investigators that the US forces captured her father alive but shot him dead in front of family members." - News One

You can download fy_abottabad and stay tuned on the updates over at Game Banana. The map has been received with mixed reactions.

fy_abottabad

Ventrilo

CDH is a self proclaimed CS: Source professional. He has been around in the community since the start, but he never made that much of a name for himself. Most will not recognize him as anyone special... because he really isn't; however, those that do know him can distinguish his voice and manner from a mile away. CDH is a rage-a-holic.

On a side note, CDH is a known cheater. He currently plays on his new account, STEAM_0:1:497001, but he has previously been CAL and VAC banned on STEAM_0:0:8530763

Instead of getting a scrim, the pug started a debate about the existence of God. CDH had strong atheist opinions and completely highjacked the discussion, leaving little to no room for others to even try to make their case.

This is how CDH rages in a heated discussion... you can only imagine how much he rages during scrims.

The other champion on this recording is Jon (STEAM_0:0:9907451). He is a believer and makes some silly statements in an attempt to defend his position and God. Jon has played Main and Professional back in the day. God held his hand through open and guided him to invite-status.

Ally claims to be the girl on the left...

A friend of her recently confirmed that she is actually not the person from the photo. In reality she is around 4" 9' tall, which makes her legally a midget. She was described to actually look like a stereotypical troll gamer with a little extra blubber here and there.

Comical exaggeration of ally's trollness

Matthew has been upset about ESEA's decision to ban him. He posted classic "hate threads" on various forums including Netcode and Cadred, complaining about ESEA's conduct and called them corrupt… well, his actual word was "currupt" for which he got flamed at the Cadred forums. He says that ESEA's rules nor policies do not make any mention about playing on a computer that has been used to cheat with previously. Matthew was infuriated further by the fact that the original ban of the "friend" of his cousin was due to expire in two days. Tough beans.

Who cares about xspritz?

Well... that is what we asked ourselves when we received a tip suggesting that we make a post about this. Matthew is for all practical purposes a nobody. He is a mediocre Open/Intermediate player with his "career" highlight being a brief run in a CEVO Pro-Am tournament. Despite the fact that Matthew is a nobody, we decided to post about his experiences anyway because Nerd Buster does not discriminate. This is community media and even the open-status nobodies are a part of that community.

The Lesson

Do not play on a computer that has been previously banned from ESEA. The ESEA client scans computer hardware and uses hardware to match possible ban evaders.

Who is this Christina?

Christina

Nerd Buster caught up with Christina and digged for some information. Christina is a girl gamer, whoah! She is a nurse in real life. She started gaming thanks to some friends in New Jersey who were playing in CAL, but she didn't really get all hyped up about it until three years ago. She used to be a pubstar who participated in gaming communities (Examples: HellsGamers, N00bsalad). In her opinion the gaming communities were run like communist states and not like communities, so she dipped out of the pubbing scene thanks to her friend nmE who insisted that she get ESEA and come pug with him and that pubbing makes you worse.

An anonymous member of one of the gaming communities that Christina used to participate in sent the following comment to Nerd Buster.

"I'm just some nobody from a gaming community, but Christina (who went by the alias Dr. Christina) was part of it. She was power hungry and ended up getting a nice IP Ban. I do know a bit about her just based off of what she told us on our forums." - Anonymous

Christina played leagues with the top dogs!

Last season was the first time ever that Christina played in leagues. She played on a CEVO team (The NaughtY Gamers) with SasquatcH, areS, Cheekz, and nmE. Despite her doing a lot losing during the season, she says that she learned a bunch and had a ton of fun.

A close observer of Christina's performance in CEVO made the following critique of her performance.

"She tried making a CEVO-Open team last season but it failed horribly due to the fact that she wanted to start on the team. She just needed to start and had the urge to crouch peek squeaky and get killed every round. Yes, I did say crouch peek." - Anonymous

The move to management... and Blackfoger sucks

Watch out Blackfoger!

After the somewhat disappointing CEVO season, Christina decided to start managing/sponsoring gaming teams. She ran into Blackfoger and soon realized that (her own words) "he was nothing but a lying deceiving piece of crap who uses his mommy's credit card to pay for stuff." Blackfoger and Christina were not on good terms, but Blackfoger still asked her for $900 to help pay for the latest ESEA event. She refused. Blackfoger kept harassing her for money until she threatened him, "I warned him that I was going to take him down along with all of blight and take every single one of his teams as well... he didn't believe me."

Christina sponsors two teams

Christina's Tattoos

Christina currently sponsors two CS: Source teams, Devastation and NwG. She is looking forward to sponsor the other Blight teams. She has set out to prove to the community how a legitimate sponsor takes care of their teams. Blackfoger has made sponsors look bad which has made it difficult for legitimate sponsors to enter the scene.

"He [Blackfoger] is a worthless tool who needs to stay out of gaming and off the internet all together." - Christina

Christina faces a lot of challenges and trolls, but she is determined to stick it through with the help and support of her friends and her other gaming team enVy^ that has been with her from the start.

Summary; tldr

Blackfoger sucks. Christina is determined to shake up the gaming community.

"You are running software that is not compatible with Secure ser"

After this went down, Mr. Sunny contacted some Check-Six members to let them know of what was going on. His tips were not welcomed.

Mr. Sunny says that Check-Six may be just as corrupt as Blight considering that they do not care to even investigate if some of their players are cheating or using other exploits.

UPDATE: x6.zax's response to this article

x6.Zax: Yep, wanted to inform you that what you posted on your nerdbuster site is not accurate. Sunny and I have cleared up the issue. hRL was using an ESEA PC at the LAN and had the client on, which sent red flags to the non-client server when he joined.

Nick Norman de Ghey

We have heard of Nick "nickN" Norman over the years, with his incessant nerdiness and extremely inflated ego. Due to popular demand, I have created this thread to not only stick a pin in that balloon-esque ego of Nick's but to expose him to the ESEA community as true loser he really is. What you are about to see and read is clearly (with pictures) based on facts, which is what I pride my writing on: the truth. Without further ado, let me have the honor of presenting the ESEA community with what I like to call: NICK NORMAN: The in depth biography of the true Gingerbread Man.

Bio Information
The Norman Residence, note the dirt way and dying tree Name: Nick Norman Suspected height: 5'6" - 5'11". Build: Barely make it across a football field Birthdate: Born on May 16, 1987 Hometown: Norwich, CT, 06360. Residence: ** Te**ac* *** (Censored for privacy reasons) Prom date: Cousin

Those of you who despise Nick Norman, who have carried on through pugs suffering in the waft of nerdiness emanating from this geek and those who just want to laugh at some random ESEA geek who thinks he is the shit, may you bestow your eyes on THE LIFE OF NICK NORMAN, TOLD THROUGH JPEGS.

You can visit Nick Norman's virtual world at the following websites.

• Nick's Facebook
• Nick's Myspace
• Nick's twin sister Amanda's Facebook

MYTH 1: Nick Norman only pugs after 1 am when he is drunk when he has come back from a wild and crazy night of partying.
Example: Nick Norman pugging at 4 AM: Just got home from a wicked party dudes!!! You guys are so lonely lolzz!!!

TRUTH: Wild night of ugly chicks and herpies on his mouth. CRAZY NIGHT!!!

MYTH 2: Nick Norman gets all the bitties and is VERY popular IRL.
Example: Nick Norman pugging at 4 AM: Just got home from prom guys lOl!!! You guys are so lonely and gay lolol!! haha u suck .7 FPR LOL GET GOOD KID!

TRUTH: Takes his cousin to prom, I guess I'd wife that heffer.

MYTH 3: Nick Norman gets mad bitties because he's fresh to death holla at a kid with swag ya digg?
Example: Nick Norman pugging at 4 AM: lolz kid u r so bad lolol why dont u get a frog fitted like me ya digg nerd?

TRUTH: Kid has mad swag, check it. I personally haven't mastered the handbook of swagger but I'm sure it says "You must own more than 1 fitted".

MYTH 4: Nick Norman is a straight man and does in fact get all the bitties.
Example: Nick Norman pugging at 4 AM: lol kid only reason i missed my shot is bc i blew my load into this chicks face rofl shes blowing me while im awping long kid rofl get at me.

TRUTH: NICK NORMAN: SUSPECTED HOMOSEXUAL

MYTH 5: Nick Norman is the leader of the infamous Connecticut Crime Syndicate known as $KULL GANG1g
Example: Nick Norman posting on ESEA forums at 4 AM: Sup guyz EU CS > NA CS u kids are shitty fuck 1goutpZ~

TRUTH: Actually this is true: Nick Norman as Don Corleone

In conclusion, I believe that the voice of the community is the only voice that matters. What do you guys think about Nick Norman now?!?!

This article was written and originally published on ESEA forums by e-slut, lest_we_forget, and jaguarlSmud. All of them got banned for five years by ESEA|BiGG.

Blackfoger, enjoy your decent in to the dark abyss. Oblivion awaits!

Blight has been having money problems for a while now. Blackfoger has been begging various different people for financial support, but to date has not received any. This hotel fiasco infuriated the Source players. They are contemplating leaving Blight and finding themselves a more credible sponsor. The team is supposed to attend GXL LAN next... will they do so under Blight's name? We will soon findout...

Tyler has the perm

Osama's pupils dilated when he turned his gaze and saw US Special Forces moving in on his hide out. He then got shot in the head. BOOM HEADSHOT! Osama Bin Laden is one hell of a camper. It took the fiercest military force in the world nearly a decade to hunt him down and send him to the afterlife. While Osama is dead, ultra evil terrorism continues in the gaming community.

Last night at the ESEA LAN, Check-Six's tyler tried to steal the Team Fortress 2 trophy. He pretended to be the team captain and was given a room key. He snatched the trophy out of the hotel room and put it in his car and parked it in a different spot. The only reason that he got caught was that he didn't take off immediately. It was pouring rain and poor Tyler was too scared to drive in the dangerous conditions.

Tyler is known in the TF2 community as "horsefucker"